Like many people, I was basically in mourning after the last two presidential elections. In neither case was I really excited by the Democrat, but having Bush as our Commander-In-Chief just felt like the end of the world. If Romney (or even worse, Huckabee) were to win this year, I think I’d feel the same way. While I’m certainly not going to vote for John McCain on account of his pro-war stance and general conservatism, I will not be as upset if he wins the presidency.
My first knowledge of John McCain came from an unlikely source: this surpisingly good book by the bow-tie wearing conservative pundit Tucker Carlson. He describes following McCain’s 2000 bid for the Republican nomination, and seems keen on McCain mainly because traveling with the campaign was a roaring good time. More impressively, he mentions that McCain kept his staff from talking about the years he endured torture as a POW in Vietnam, even in the face of rumors (that many people believe originated with Karl Rove and the Bush Campaign) that McCain had a secret black baby out of wedlock. I don’t personally care how many babies McCain has or hasn’t had, but that’s a pretty bad rumor to be circulating if you are running for the Republican presidential nomination in South Carolina.
Wikipedia doesn’t confirm that McCain didn’t want his staff talking about his time in Vietnam, but it does give some impressive details about that part of his life. While in POW prison, McCain was offered the opportunity to return home (on account of his having a famous father), but he declined the offer, saying that those who had been imprisoned longer than he had deserved to go home first. Choosing to stay in prison and be tortured for the sake of your friends requires more conviction than I expect from just about anyone, much less a politician.
Apparently he endured some pretty grueling stuff at the hands of the North Vietnamese. McCain wrote “I had learned what we all learned over there: Every man has his breaking point. I had reached mine.” Presumably before that, when his captors attempted to coerce him into saying the names of people in his squadron, he listed the names of the offensive line of the Green Bay Packers. How awesome is that?
I don’t know much about his main opponent this year, Mitt Romney, except that he is a Mormon. I really can’t respect anyone who uses as the guiding principles of his life the teachings of Joseph Smith, a man who claimed to look into his hat and see the word of god and, when he grew tired of his wife, claimed god told him to screw a bunch of teenagers. Huckabee, the former baptist preacher who, among his many sins, covered up his son’s dog torture is no better than George W in my mind. Some people have pointed out that the Democrats have a better shot at the White House if Romney or Huckabee win the nomination. That may be true, but I’m still crossing my fingers that McCain wins the nomination. I’ll sleep better at night before November if he does.
UPDATE: Apparently Dan Savage agrees with me.